the yeti Show

You’re listening to The Yeti Show… the only show bold enough to say what everyone else is scared to! Oh, folks, we’re diving into some seriously explosive news today. No, I'm not talking about another celebrity Twitter feud or Kanye’s latest existential crisis. I’m talking about something way more lit—literally! We are sizzling with the jaw-dropping juiciness from our buddies over at TMZ, who’ve dropped a fiery bombshell of a story. They’ve got footage that could make the Fast and Furious franchise weep... I mean Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson just texted me for the rights! Picture this: You're strapped in, munching on those complimentary peanuts – unless you flew Spirit; in that case, you probably had to BYO nuts – and BAM! Out comes the pyrotechnics from your Delta jet, bursting with flames like it’s auditioning to be the new mascot for the Fourth of July. Yes, my friends, a Delta Air Lines jet's engine lit up like Michael Bay’s dream sequence just seconds after takeoff from LAX. I can only imagine the pilot’s face – probably thinking, “I wanted to reignite my career, not the engine!” Folks capturing this fiery fiesta described it as “dramatic new video,” but I call it nature’s way of giving an air show – or a midair BBQ. I mean, just think about it: You're soaring through the sky, and suddenly you're the main event at Burning Man... and you didn't even have to bring the funky dance moves, because the plane’s engine is doing it all. Imagine being the lucky person with a window seat on the left side. You’re hoping to spot Tom Cruise on his next stunt but instead get a Michael Jackson "Thriller" moment – engine flaming and all. Literally catching flights AND feelings on fire! Thankfully, everyone landed safely. And let’s give a slow clap to those calm flight attendants, probably thinking, “I didn’t sign up for this extra Krispy Kreme nonsense!” Their cabin safety demo never prepared them for becoming the Avengers of aviation safety. Pack your parachutes for next time, ’cause in-flight entertainment just got hotter than a pepper on a summer day. Stick around... the truth gets messier.