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You’re listening to The Yeti Show… the only show bold enough to say what everyone else is scared to! It's National Ice Cream Day, folks! Yes, the most dangerous holiday on the calendar — the moment when lactose intolerant people everywhere say, "Dare me!" Now, let me break it down for you: what happens when celebs should be drippin' on the runway but instead are dripping chocolate syrup down their chins? Hollywood melts faster than a popsicle in Miami, that’s what! We've got Sydney Sweeney trying to stay actress-cool with a single cone. I bet she was all like, “Gimme the scoop but make it fashion.” Talk about ice cream minimalism! I mean, girl, do you eat the ice cream or wear it? You look like you took that cone straight to Paris Fashion Week! And then there's Tyra Banks, who obviously heard “I scream” and shouted, “Line up the flavors!” Like, of course Tyra’s showing up with a cup full of chaos, mixing and matching like she's auditioning for America’s Next Top Flavor. You know her cone is filled with drama, glamour, and a sprinkle of “smize,” okay? The whole world’s wondering… As stars like Bradley Cooper and Kim Kardashian get caught spoon-deep in giant tubs of rocky road and mint choco-chip, are they keeping it cool with their diet, or preparing for their upcoming role in the sequel to The Blob? Let’s just say it's ironic the Kardashians are showing off ice cream after successfully freezing all of our hearts with their reality show. And for everyone who's counting calories, guess what? So are your favorite celebs — just infinitely more dramatic about it! When it comes to ice cream, they go from red carpet elegance to kiddie cone real quick. And you know, it’s not just about taste, it’s about lifestyle! After all, watching celebs having an ice cream day is like suddenly being inspired to binge-eat salads. I literally cannot. Stick around… the truth gets messier.